#RedneckXmasSongs was trending yesterday and I couldn’t help but talk about it this morning. Here are a few of my favorite song titles:
Rockin’ Around the Dollar Tree
Do You Hear What I Done Heard?
Truck Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire
I saw mommy kissing uncle Josh
Grandma Got Ran Over By a Ford F-250 Super Duty with chrome towing package…coming home from our trailer, Christmas eve?
Here is the complete list. Enjoy! (These aren’t actual songs, just titles)
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Do You Hear What I Done Heard?
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It’s beginning to look a lot like incest
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Rockin’ Around the Dollar Tree.
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U better watch out I think she’s a guy I’m not quite sure But somethin ain’t right… Hilary Clinton’s Coming to town
#RedneckXmasSongsI’m dreaming of a white trash Christmas
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#RedneckXmasSongs All I want for Christmas is my four front teeth -
How do you take Christmas songs and make them
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O Come, All Yeeehaw Faithful
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#RedneckXmasSongs (•_•) <) )╯ We / \ \(•_•) ( (> Won / \ (•_•) <) )> Bitchez / \ -
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Fiiiiiive Chiiiiiicken Wiiiiings. Merica.
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All I want for Christmas is for idiot liberals to stay the hell out of my life.
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Uncle Daddy Claus
#RedneckXmasSongs#RedneckXmasSongs I Saw Mommy Cooking Meth With Santa ClauseRudolph the Red Nose…. *BANG* – Hey Ma, I bagged me a deer with a funny looking nose! Yeeeeehaw!!
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#RedneckXmasSongs Grandma brought rum over for the reindeerSilent bar fight Holy bar fight All f-bombs All is alt-right
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#RedneckXmasSongs It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphillis -
Mary’s Boy Cousin Nephew Child
#RedneckXmasSongsAll I Want For Christmas Is Chew
@2GirlsAndATag#RedneckXmasSongs